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Doncaster Rovers are a football team based in Doncaster, South Yorkshire. They have an extremely unlucky history. They currently play in the third tier of the EFL (League One) under Scottish manager Grant McCann. In later years the club has prides itself on its family excellence and experiences that are available at their ground, The Keepmoat Stadium. Shirt sponsors LNER took over from previous sponsors Virgin Trains this year. Club Legend,James Coppinger, will enter his fifteenth year at the club. The team play in a home strip of white with red hoops and an away strip of black with blue half. The third kit is a charity kit every year that raises money for a good cause. Also known as Donny or the Rovers. Supporters called the Red Army or The Donny Boys
Person 1:"Did you see Doncaster Rovers play last night?"
Person 2:"Couldn't make it"
Person 1:"Rubbish, but we may be league one but on community work we're in the Premier League!"
A person who loves running their ballsack or taint across a rough or thorny surface but especially pineapples
My dad walked in on me pineapple roving yesterday but luckily he's a big pineapple rover himself.
Bristol city an rovers like the crips an bloods of bristol, they wear either red or blue an h8 each other, they beat tha shit outta each other an have gang wars in broadmead
man ima gas what are u?
im city bitch get yo ass outta here
fuck u nigga rovers 4 life!
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The greatest 4x4 vehicle of all time. The LR3 was the last legitimate Land Rover that could actually go off road and impress people with it's capabilities.
Many people are now getting them just for the status, and putting 22" chrome rims on it which goes against everything the company stands for and represents.
If you doubt Land Rover then watch videos of the Camel Trophy
Dumbass: Dude! I just got a lift and 33's for my jeep!!
Land Rover Owner: I bet you would not have lasted one day with stock Land Rovers in the Camel Trophy
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Toyota Owner: MY YOTA IS A BEAST!!
Land Rover Owner: Why do I always tow you out of every trail we go to?
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A blowjob in a pub toilet. Popular in Ireland and with Irish ex-pats.
"Jeez, I'd love me a Wild Rover? There's a cubicle free down the hall. How d'ya feel about dat?"
"She'll make a Wild Rover of ye!"
"Wild Rovers on me!"
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1. A poor quality vehicle. The worst vehicle in terms of depedability, corrosion prevention, serviceability and poorly engineering.
2. A vehicle which value depreciates 25% or more when all 4 tires leave the dealers lot. No other vehicle has a poorer depreciation value. A bad investment
3. A vehicle that will get you there(maybe), but you will have to walk home.
4. A vehicle that the body is made from Aluminum. Land Rover bodies do not rust. They corrode, and this is the best thing Rovers do. Land Rovers steel frames rust.
5. A vehicle that is an electrical nightmare.
6. A vehicle that quality is so poor that Ford Motor Company had to buy it. Now they wish they did'nt.
7. A vehicle that parts must be preordered and kept on hand due to the fact that parts are not carried at regular auto parts stored
7. A vehicle that MILF's like.
I saw a cool Landie today on the side of the freeway. The hood was up but that's usual.
I'd rather push a Land Cruiser than ride in a Land Rover. Hell I'd rather dive a Jeep, and they suck too.
#1 Let's go fourwheelin, I just got my Rover running again.
#2 No way man, My Land Cruiser and I are tired of draging your British junk back to town.
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Until the newest generation with independent suspension, a moderately capable, very classy 4x4 that is expensive to lift and difficult to modify for any real off-road use, all while leaking more oil than my Jeep. Costs a fortune to repair, and is driven by status seekers, drug dealers, pimps, and people who think driving on fire roads with a stock height 4x4 is real off-roading.
The English do not make televisions because they haven't figured out how to make them leak oil, thus the Range Rover was born.
My Range Rover should have a nine cylinder engine, so it will run on eight!
Compared with the Escalade, the Range Rover is akin to the Queen of England: Looks dignified and stately, but is quite old and not powerful.
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