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What god’s real name should be…because after all that’s all god really is.
Yo bro you going on that missionary trip to The Congo to spread the good news?
Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.
The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.
1>Hey dude what did you get for Christmas?!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
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A seasonal position for intercourse in which the male sits upright in a chair, and female sits on his lap, facing him. Behavior of said female during preceding year (e.g. naughty/nice) is of little to no significance. Large breasts preferred.
The fly cougar who works at the Mexican restaurant wrote on my napkin, "I want to smash...reverse santa claus style, por favor."
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Being brought up to believe in a religion by parents/family as a young child, the same way they teach you to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. The child is too naive to have personal opinions at such a young age and believes what they are told. This can wear off with age (like with Santa Claus, etc.) but usually sticks as religion is too controversial to be brought up as ‘not true’ in society.
No offense, but do you suffer from Santa Claus Syndrome?
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weed that comes from your parents
I was snooping around looking for hidden christmas presents one year, and it turned out the christmas presents were hidden in the same place as my parents' stash. thanks mom and dad. I mean... Santa.
Thank you for this gift of santa claus weed
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"Bro this girl totally reverse Santa Claus'd me last night"
A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
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