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Under anal intercourse, put two thumbs up his anus, then draw your fingers over his eyebrows.
I gave him a DIRTY SANTIAGO yesterday, his eyebrows looked like they were about to fall off of his face.
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Farting on your girlfriend (bonus points for simultaneous titty twister)
He totally gave her a smelly santiago.
Please hun, no smelly santiago tonight.
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A hoe ass bitch who needs to leave my man the fuck alone before she gets hurt by me. By the way hi.
girlfriend
Me: Hi Jose's GIRLFRIEND here! LEAVE MY MAN ALONE! YOU ARE FUCKING 12 YEARS OLD LIKE FUCK GIRL MUCH!
Davianis Santiago:.....um ok
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The funniest, sweetest, cutest person i've ever met. Really likes shrek.
After hearing what Santiago Lozoya said, I just had to say "It it's not ogre and it's never ogre, does that mean i'm in shrek with you?"
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Dominic Santiago is homosexual partner of the popular gears of war character Marcus Fenix
Marcus: DOM DROP THE HAMMER OF DAWN IN MY ASS
Dominic Santiago: Okay my love
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Literally: Santiago of Chile
The capital of the South American country of Chile which is divided into eleven communes including Los Condes, San Bernardo, El Bosque, and San Miguel.
Santiago de Chile is the capital of Chile
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The most adorable guy you'll ever meet! Super sweet, smart, and funny too! His favorite meme is shrek.
"It's not ogre! It's never ogre! Shrek is love, Shrek is life!" Santiago Lozoya said. "Does this mean i'm in Shrek with you?" His awesomely amazing (girl) friend said.
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