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An incredibly miserly person, the cheapest of the cheap.
In the Western world, Jews are stereotyped as being pennypinching as a whole; in China, people from Shanghai are said to be willing to do anything to save themselves a few yuan. Thus, a Shanghai Jew would be a person so miserly as to be beyond belief.
"Can you believe it? That whole family ordered 5 pitchers of water, asked for bread 4 times, & they all got just soups or salads...and then only left me a dollar tip. What a bunch of Shanghai Jews."
"I told my landlord the heat wasn't working right. You know what the little Shanghai Jew did? Came in, turned off the radiator, handed me one of those little ceramic heaters, & left. That was 2 weeks ago.
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a transvestite or hermaphrodite that you didnt know was not either of the 2
Guy 1- Do you know that girls a dude?!
Guy 2- SHANGHAI SURPRISE!
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While one is having coitus with an individual and one sticks a finger in their behind; this motion is swiftly followed by removing said finger from the behind and jamming it up the recipients nose. The move is called such as it takes something from the other side of the world to a place it is not from.
My partner doesn't want to have anal sex since they don't like the smell. I gave them a Shanghai Booger to get them used to it.
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When a male unzips his pants fly and sticks his hand in his pants letting two fingers stick out of his fly. A female then lowers her vagina on the males fingers and together they move up and down stimulating the females vagina. (This may also be done between two girls, or a with a man being stimulated through his asshole. Usually referred to as other names like for a homosexual couple "Chocolate pronging")
Dude, did you Shanghai noodle that girl last night?
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After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.
Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.
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the burning of your penis when you try to have sexual intercourse with a peking duck basted in teriyaki, right after it is taken of the stir fry pan.
He screamed in pain as he got a Shanghai sizzler.
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During Sexual intercourse from behind, the penis is withdrawn, the male spits on his partners back, and begins to vigourously masterbate, and when his partner turns around, he ejaculates in her face.
Lol, I gave my girlfriend the shanghai surprise!
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