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Someone who looks over his/her shoulder while engaged in conversation with someone in order to find someone better to talk to.
That shoulder surfer i was just talking to wasn't even listening to me!
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the place where a girl rests her head when shes leaning against a boy. it is usually very comfy and is located just under the shoulder
Girl: i am oh so tired, if only i had a comfy place to lean/sleep on
Guy: oh, why don't you lean against my shoulder nook.
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An extremely hard punch to a victim's chest that collapses, and folds, his or her chest area in the center, making one's shoulders meet. This meeting of the shoulders produces a "clap" sound, similar to the clap sound when a pair of hands come together.
Commonly used when one gets into an argument and yearns to hurt the person they're arguing with.
Person A: OGC looks like a person fapping when you tilt your head to the left.
Person B: That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life. I'm about to make your shoulders clap just to make you realize how retarded you are.
Person A: Chill. A shoulder clap is crazy.
Person B: Bitch.
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to lean to the side and be a thug, and make money. YEAH
to stand on the corner of your hood with a duece of Malt liquor and your collar popped trying to make money and relax by leaning your shoulder. I was sittin on da corner of Third and Murry wit my Shoulder leaned!YEAH
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A physical representation of the friend zone. If the person, male or female, does this to you, you no longer have any chance, a final nail in the coffin.
-"hey man did you ever get a date with Katie? "
-"Nah bro, she gave me the shoulder pat. "
-"It's happened to the best of us buddy."
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A mandatory manoeuvre for any guy not willing to run the risk of his girlfriend ending the relationship after witnessing his 'jizz-face' in the missionary position. Timing and execution is everything.
At the point of no return, quickly bury your face in to the right shoulder of your woman and, for the love of god, do NOT resurface until you're 100% sure you've regained full control of your facial muscles. To ensure you get the full 'clamped on' effect, therefore completely eliminating all chance of her wrestling your head free and witnessing your best Stephen Hawking impression, it may be desirable to hook your left arm carefully but firmly around the back of her neck while securing her left leg around your midsection tightly with the right arm.
Example 1:
Guy A: "My girlfriend loves when I crack out the shoulder bury because she thinks I'm trying to make an already seriously sensuous moment even more intimate."
Guy B: "WIN!"
Guy A: "Yes. But little does she know I'm simply ashamed of my jizz-face."
Example 2:
Guy A: "Is demonstrating the shoulder bury on my male friend, in someone else's house, on their bed, in front of some people I've only just met, okay?"
Guy B: "Not really."
Guy A: "Well, I did. And all those men present that were previously unaware of the technique WILL thank me one day."
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A person with very narrow / smal shoulders
Or with shoulders as wide as the pacific ocean