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Hostages made to lie together on the floor
A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.
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A 'Marmite Situation' is the name we give to an object or person who you can only love or hate and can not have ambiguous feelings about.
I see myself as a marmite situation, dear - You either love me, or hate me.
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A sticky situation (difficult or awkward situation) involving someone and/or something being racist. Derives from the word "swastika" and "sticky".
Jim: "Last night at a bar I called a Jew a kike. He got so pissed, we were shouting at each other and everyone was staring"
Bob: "Looks like you were in a swasticky situation"
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Jealousy that only occurs during certain situations.
Kim's Date: So would you consider yourself a jealous person?
Kim: Generally, I am not a jealous person. It really just depends on the situation. If there was a girl that wasn't close or related to you, who just so happens to be all up on you. That would make me jealous.
Therefore, Kim has situational jealousy.
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situational friendship
1)people who you never see outside of a club or place of education
2) a friendship which revolves around a particular interest, which quickly dissolves once you both change interest
e.g.
Typically work colleges, friends of friends or people at a club
also includes that one person who you only spend time with on a night out
Lucy: Grace and I hung out all the time at college, but since graduating we drifted apart
Dennis: It sounds like you two just had a situational friendship
"So it turns out that douche bag best friend was just a situational friendship- he never got in contact since I moved out of town"
Adeela: It's funny how we were was such good friends with people in drama class last year
Grace: But since we drama class left we never seem to talk to them anymore
Lucy: I guess it was just another situational friendship
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A course that all Honors students at the University of Houston’s Main Campus must take. Human Situation students are required to read several books and write interpretive essays on them. Can be abbreviated as Human Sit. Human Situation is a major source of stress for students and is responsible for one in every three visits to CAPS.
“Zeus bless those poor, unfortunate souls in Human Situation.”
“Dr. J. Rainbow is the best professor in the Human Situation.”
“What do I do in Human Sit Lecture? I’m a human. I sit.”
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When you have to fart but when you begin to push you can tell it isnt just a fart. In your attempt to cut it off you get the tip of it and thus the warhead is stuck rolling around in your underwear.
Uh oh Bill, we have a warhead situation over here!