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This is a Military term used to tell a subordinate to shut his pie hole.
Sgt.: Sir,I believe you are an Imbecile, Lt.
LT: You better Stand Down or I will have you standing tall before the man, Sgt.
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noun
A male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of "boyfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in bf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn't get lonely.
The female will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my boyfriend", though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in girlfriend
Dude 1: Check out that loser hanging around that dime piece. She's way out of his league!
Dude 2: Yea he's definitely a stand-in boyfriend, I'm gonna go talk to her.
when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "
"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."
Just like a keg stand but using a bong instead.
Created by some idiot from Stoneham
Fuck it I am doing a bong stand. Wtf is a bong stand. You’re about to find out.
Stop what you are doing.
I suggest you stand down before this gets out of hand.
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The art of not moving while looting and shooting in a battle royale game.
This guy is Chad Standing out in the open.
After great sex, you pull out and clap for your still erect penis, letting it go flaccid to a round of applause.
“It was great, after I finished I immediately gave myself a standing ovation.”