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When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.
Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.
When meme gets famous and instead of tagging your friends you wanna show the meme, you download it and send it to each one. Also used on 9GAG when the meme from HOT page gets to fresh.
Person 1: "OMG how is the same meme from hot page in fresh 20 times?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they were totally stolened."
Similar to Stealing Valor by impersonating a member of the armed service.
“My partner will be here any minute.”
“What?! You’re a straight man! That’s Stolen Pride!”
(n.): The sudden loss of motivation and satisfaction that occurs when someone else asks you to complete a task you've been meaning to do, just as you're about to start it. This results in the loss of personal credit and a sense of accomplishment, as if the other person has taken away your opportunity to showcase your initiative and independence.
I’m so pissed at my wife. Just as I was about to unload the dishwasher on my own she asked if I can unload the dishwasher. Total stolen dopamine situation!
The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.
Bro your sister totally stolen cannolied me at the bar last night.