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Put your tit's away love! I'm a kidney stroker.
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Person that strives to become someone’s favorite by constantly talking up said party
Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”
Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “
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This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.
The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.
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Dick Stroke so good that you gotta have it again.
A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.
Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.
The act of placing both palm on your thighs and slowly rubbing them up and down. Usually in front of a beautiful woman to show her you think she's attractive. Example: Comedian Reeves to Johnson on "Shooting Stars".
"Vic Reeves went over to Ulrika Johnson for a thigh-stroker last night at the start of Shooting Stars"
Ahh you’ve stumbled apon a wild pack of tube strokers. You are jealous as you watch them smoke cigarettes and drink ice cold refreshments.
Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.
0311- “ look at those tube strokers, doing jack shit”
0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41”