Swamp Eggs

An unhealthy defication consisting of both liquid and solid fecal matter.

After a night of heavy drinking, an individual may birth egg-shaped pieces of feces with an excessive amount of broth.

(I apologize for the odor, I just performed swamp eggs)

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swamp jockey

One who rides swamp donkeys on the reg.

Skinny Kid #1 "You see that girl Schmalz brought home last night?"
Skinny Kid #2 "Yeah, that kid's a real swamp jockey!"

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swamp sac

A medical condition caused by outdoor activities in the heat. Occurs when one sweats profusely in the crotchal area, causing the area to become swampy and nasty. Also the name of popular Texas softball team.

The Texas heat will sure give a man a bad case of swamp sac.

Swamp Gang

The group of people from Greenwood Lake. They usually are heavy juuler's and smoke a lot of weed.

I love being a part of Swamp Gang.

swamp clam

when a girls vag is sweaty and wetter than a swamp

Jamie: damn Sam i have major swamp clam after running that mile in P.E.

Sam: me to Jamie.

shrek's swamp

a place that you need to get out of

Shrek: GIT OUTTA ME SWAMP
You: *gits outta shrek's swamp*

Swamp Cream

A delicious creamy substance found on Dagobah, where Yoda lives. Also happens to be Yoda's favourite food.

LUKE - "Hey Yoda, buddy, what do you fancy for lunch today?"

YODA - "Swamp cream I crave"