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Swamp Donkey is one of the lowest forms of a woman. Always being extremely fat, ugly, smells of their dog and has an addiction to steroids. She will never shave (anywhere) and tell untold amounts of lies.Probably have a boyfriend with one ball and be partially deaf.
OMG ain't Sarah a Swamp Donkey
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Swamp Donkey-(n) 1. a low caliber female type who tries to pass them self off as a dime piece by trying to surround themselves with dimes, clearly never obtaining nothing more than penny piece status.
Kev: What's the deal with Andrea?
Tod: Oh the Swamp Donkey? No one wants that skank. Have you seen that shit that's in her eye?
Michelle: Nasssttyyyy...
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Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.
My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.
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Extremely repulsive/hideous woman.
I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.
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noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.
Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey
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A fat fugly chick who stalks drunk, weak, and/or insecure men and and takes advantage of them sexually.
That damn swamp donkey is fucking the WTs again!
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Swampdonkey = slang for a MOOSE (it's a New England, especially Maine thing)
That swampdonkey jumped right out in front of my rig when I was doing 90 MPH!
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