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Uncle Tam

A Scotsman who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the English man" including betray his own people

Today’s Uncle Tam doesn’t wear a kilt or carry a claymore. This modern, twenty first century Uncle Tam'as now often wears a suit and tie. He’s usually well-dressed and well-educated. He’s often the personification of culture and refinement. The twenty first century Uncle Tam'as sometimes speaks with an Oxford or Cambridge accent. Sometimes he is known as Sir or Lord. This new Uncle Tam'as is a professional Jock —by that I mean his profession is being a Jock for the English man.

by neil1pat March 3, 2019

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Tim Tam

The sole reason for the continued existence of Australia.

Pete Rose wants some Tim Tams.

by bignewt April 6, 2006

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Tam-wow

combining a sham-wow and a tampon for all the super absorbancyness

matt:what's Ashleighs problem today?
Jeremy:I dunno, but she needs a Tam-wow>

by Asshat174 March 24, 2011

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George Tam

Has a good sean connery impression

Hi, Im sean connery- George Tam

by Anthontv August 19, 2011


Jim Tam

A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.

Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.

"Girl, that stripper had a Jim Tam."
"Yeah, I saw. Almost better than an actual penis."

by JimmyTrollpop August 31, 2016


Hot Tams

Another word for the Hot Tamales (the candy). Usually used while playing cards w/ friends.

Hey, Daniel, pass the Hot Tams

by Nikkonikko August 16, 2009


Fat Tam

A teacher who speaks loudly and when she yell at people, the whole floor can hear what she’s saying. Don’t stay too close to her as she has smelly breath...

A: Have you heard of Fat Tam?
B: Yes of course!!! I have more than 10 recordings!!!

by Jasondepro November 18, 2019

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