tide pod

It's a forbidden fruit that is very delicious. It gives you all your vitamins and nutrients. There are many different flavors too. Contrary to popular belief, it will not kill you, it's just another healthy snack.

Mmm. This tide pod is exceptionally good today.

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Roll Tide

A person who commits incest, usually in the south (mostly in Alabama)

Alex: Roll tide your mom for me.
Byron: yes daddy

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tides of sephra

an amazing spazzmodicc masterbation band from blakburn and burnley in the uk.

"lets go shag a fruit pastel in the garden of eden whilst listening to tides of sephra!"

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low tide

The name commonly given to someone who smells like rotton seafood.

"Damn, Low Tide, go take a shower, and brush your ass while your at it"

"Mutha fuckin Low Tide over there stunk up the whole place and skeerd off all the patoties."

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red tide

A proliferation of a marine plankton toxic and often fatal to fish, perhaps stimulated by the addition of nutrients. A tide can be red, green, or brown, depending on the coloration of the plankton.
A proliferation or bloom of a certain type of plankton with red to orange coloration, that often causes massive fish kills. Though they are a natural phenomenon, blooms are believed to be stimulated by phosphorus and other nutrients discharged into waterways by man.
Sea water which is covered or discoloured by the sudden growth of algal bloom or by a great increase in single-celled organisms, dinoflagellates. Red tides are often fatal to many forms of marine life and, in some cases, can result in human deaths because the dinoflagellates are eaten by clams and mussels which concentrate the paralysing toxins which they produce.

Swimming and close contact with the shore line is not advised during a red tide alert.

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low tide

The distinct odor that follows copulation (sexual activity). The term "low tie" refers to the smell usually registering after several moments within the vicinity while also remaining for quite some duration.

"The city seems rather swept with low tide."

"You probably shouldn't enter that room- the low tide is entirely horrendous."

"Ugh, I abhor their low tide."

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Niz Tide

The expansion of Niziolek's empire to increase his influence ring and ideals of biodiversity.

(After Niziolek runs for mayor)

-Leader: The Niz Tide is coming. Gather the troops!

-Captain: We'll never stand the test of time! We're not genetically diverse!

-Leader: Then we must join this crazed, sustainable system.

-Niziolek: The Niz Tide never fails