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A male. Most probably a spick, with abs and also says douchebag words like: "chill" "ight" "all shweat bro" "i cant talk now, gotta go do abs".
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Ex1:
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.
2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.
3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.
4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).
Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.
Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.
Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!
Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.
Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.
Random Guy: Why, officer?
Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?
Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.
Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.
Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...
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A Trench Dweller lurks on many college campus's around the US. This creature is known for picking up war pigs, swamp donkeys, and sloths. You can usually spot a Trench Dweller if it is wearing a green tonga and clashing apparel. He is highly known for picking up pigs, donkeys, and sloths and telling his "boys" stories about it in great detail and making this creature that he banged more attractive than it really was. A Trench Dweller has no shame and has usually never heard of the word "standards".
Bro 1: "Bro, did you just see that Trench Dweller?"
Bro 2: "Yea, it just walked out with a 4'11" 170lbs wilder-beast of a creature under his right arm and that greasy swamp donkey under his left arm."
A pussy that takes a lot of fire without protection.
"Your girl's a right cum trench mate, to the clinic!"
you can smell her stench trench from two streets away
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An extremely talented quartet from Vancouver, B.C, Canada. They play fabulous music, (and addictive too!) filled with wonderful vocals and instrumental accompaniment. Currently, their most well-known song is probably Shake Tramp.
A: "Do you know Marianas Trench?"
B: "The undersea structure?"
A: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE AWSOME BAND!!!"
B: ".....I've never heard of them...."
A: "THEN GO DO SOME RESEARCH!!!"
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A long buttoned coat, for both men and women, that hangs below the waist, and usually below the knees. Can be made of cloth, fur, or leather. In pop culture, it is associated with the mob or other criminal organizations (IE the Mafia), cyber-heros (Neo) or the goth lifestyle. Full length provides greater warmth compaired to other coats of the same material, and when sitting, prevents wet surfaces from comming in contact with the wearer.
Man, that trench coat looks really cool on him. He is tall so he can wear one well.
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