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A sexual act in when the man is penetrating the woman from behind while the women is on all fours on a carpet and the man chops out the womens arms so her face is being driven into the carpet during thrusting, thus simulating the motion of a vacuum cleaner.
This bitch started to make annoying sounds during sex, so i used the vacuum cleaner method to shut that clucking ho bag up.
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When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.
Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!
Kyle: No it's not.
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Where you put your mouth on someones asshole and start sucking until you eventually suck a fart out of their ass.
I heard that your mom likes to give every guy that shes with an anal vacuum.
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A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.
Time for some spring cleaning', I said, as I lay back and turned on the vacuum cleaner
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A blowjob by either a male or female that feels like placing the penis inside a running vacuum. Includes excessive sucking noises and scrapes by the teeth.
Janey sucked me so hard and scraped the hell outta my penis. She gave me a Vacuum Blowjob
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A worthless, no talent entertainer.
Kathie Lee Gifford is a talent vacuum.
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Placing a vacuum inside ones rectum/vagina, then swirling it around to provide optimal pleasure
Guy: Here Is KYR SP33DY , I got to go, he's about to give me the Virginia vacuum!
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