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The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.
We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.
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When a girl gives you a blowjob and you cum in her mouth. She spits the cum out into her hand and then proceeds to give you a handjob with it.
A: damn my girlfriend is a freak!
B: why, what did she do?
A: she starting giving me a bj and then turned it in to a slimy waldo!
B:Yeah!
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The delicious mixture of a cold tasty beer with orange juice. The mixture should be an 80/20 split. Best enjoyed in the morning, after a late night.
That man has a beer waldo!
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The family that will annoy any other family having a good time by being loud and obnoxious in the nerdiest manor possible. As a result, the families often spend their time playing "Where's Waldo?" while looking and dressing the part. Annoying behaviors the Waldos exhibit are immense, ranging from the nightly family meetings to holding hands and singing in your favorite hangout spot. Wherever there's joy, there's a Waldo on route to ruin it.
Person 1: "Hey, could you tell the Waldo family to be quiet while the movie is on?"
Person 2: "I would, but I can't see them!"
Person 1: "But I can't even hear the show, all I hear is them saying tips and tricks for math problems!"
A wonderful place where your water bill is 3x the normal amount. You have to lock up your valuables in fear that it will get stolen by crack heads. Yes, We have a lake. Are there supposed to be fish in lakes? The city itself is only about a mile an a half long. With a two gas stations conveniently located across from each other. (Some prefer BP because they understand everything you say.) Also, if you're looking for somewhere to live a private and peacful life, we suggest moving somewhere else because Waldonians are very nosy and like to get it in everyone else's business.
Waldo Florida is a very small city in the state of Florida.
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(n) When ladies try to find that "one guy" they're looking for, but only encountering average joes.
(n)The search for the long overdue boy who satisfies a girl's "said to be simple/high" expectations.
A:"What happened to Josh?"
B:"Eh, I'm not interested. He was nothing special"
A:"Another miss?"
B:"Yeah, I'm so sick of playing Where's Waldo. I'm not lookin for just anybody!"
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Another forgotten member of the Baggins family. It is almost impossible to find him anywhere, unless you pull out your dong.
Where's Waldo you ask? He's pleasuring Gandalf at the moment, you will have to wait your turn.
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