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A so-called "doctor" who operates under the name drwtsn32.exe on Windows XP. His main purpose is gathering useless information about your computer when an error occurs (or doesn't occur). Contrary to Microsoft's claim, "Dr. Watson" is not really a doctor. In fact, he dropped out of college during his second semester due to chronic alcoholism, countless sexual harassment charges, aids, illiteracy, tendency to inflict self-harm, and underdeveloped motor skills.
Note: He is not to be confused with John H. Watson, M.D., assistant to Sherlock Holmes, who *is* a real doctor and has like 9000 PhDs.
My stupid computer got a virus the other day because I was blindly clicking on a bunch of random links on some porn sites like I normally do... when all of a sudden, this "Dr. Watson" generated a humongous log of bullshit and then proceeded to perform an abortion on my six-year-old son! God, I wish Linux/Mac didn't suck!
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An Alex Watson Is someone who is a complete wanker and thrives off telling everyone how shit they are, he dosnt give a fuck if you are actually good at it or not he will still take the piss.
Someone random walked past me today who I didn’t know and called me a cunt for no reason, he was an Alex Watson
we all know a Ben, also a gay Ben. Ben Watson is the ideal name for a Gay man who does gay stuff such as Rowing as a sport, Ben Watson also plays video games a lot and has a lisp that makes him sound like hes saying wowing instead of rowing.
oh Ben Watson! lets go wowing together and bum each other in a boat babe!
Hydrocodone/Acetaminophen 7.5/750 mg respectively
What's Watson 387? It's hydro man, its hydro.
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A lady in her mid to late 100's. She is very strict, but can be an ok person sometimes, even though she makes children cry by staring at them and then beats them with her arm fat. She also likes to skin peoples faces off and wear them in the name of the republican party. Mrs. Watson can be a real cunt.
Look! Mrs. Watson is giving those children candy!
Look! Those children are getting sick and Mrs. Watson is Laughing!
Mrs. Watson just poisoned those kids!
Now Mrs. Watson is beating the poisoned children with her arm fat and wearing their faces!
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To urinate anywhere except the toilet in a public (or sometimes personal) bathroom. Bonus for drenching the unused toilet paper with ones own urine in a stall and/or to piss on a neighbors shoes while they are urinating.
"Luke pulled a Watson again"
"I hate this bar, I'm gonna Watson it"
"I was pulling a Watson when Jeff walked in, laughed, then joined in"
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watson 540s are loratabs or tab 10's like hydrocodone and other painkillers like almost any other painkillers you can get a high from them it is a very good high they are one of my favorites they are 5-6$s per pill depending on who you buy from
i took 2 watson 540's on exam day and felt fucking great i also passed them to
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