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front wiper

Typically an unintelligent male with a muscular structure so massive and inflexible that it prevents them from wiping his ass from behind.

He's such a front wiper that I bet his balls have stalactites.

by The Challenge May 15, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


piper wiper

The act of fucking a girl in the ass, and as soon as the man cums, he pinches her neck very hard. This causes the woman's asshole to clench up, and when the man pulls his penis out, it is perfectly clean.

A piper wiper gets my dick nice and clean.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windshield Wiper

Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.

Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."

Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."

by The Muffin Man May 8, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Window Wiper

The act of farting on a window, and licking off the condensation.

Kid 1: You Suck.
Kid 2: Atleast im not a window wiper.
Kid 1: :'(

by Jizzy Gargler August 8, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windshield Wiper

When you give your girlfriend a facial, and then proceed to wipe it off with your erect penis in a manner resembling a windshield wiper.

The splatter was too impressive. I needed to whip out the windshield wiper.

by becky mickckcialalakz\iz September 5, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windshield Wiper

When you skeet on a girls face and then slap it off, rubbing it into her pores in the process.

- That girl needs me to giver her a windshield wiper.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.

by Ryan Staples June 3, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


windshield wiper

The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.

On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!

by ABC Maryland April 19, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž