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When you thank the person driving you to school or work, because you're super broke.
*thanking the bus driver
You: Thank you sir
Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*
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An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.
"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
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When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.
Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"
Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"
Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
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being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
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When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.