In the chair

Being fucked up from various things.
A person can use the term "in the chair" to express their emotional and physical feelings.

Drunk person:" I'm in the fuckin Chair."

*** person takes bong rip**
"that bong rip put me in the chair"

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chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

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no chair

Playing DDR or, more commonly, ITG without the use of the bar for support. This term was popularized by an elite group of Midwest ITG players.

"I just got 99% on Boodrush hard no chair!"

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Chair

Its a fucking chair what do you expect?

Its just a chair Karen

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Chair

A multi-person sex club in school. Usually for 1 boy and more than 2 girls. For ages 11+.

Want to 'chair' later? 👌🏼😛

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Chair

A solid that your buttocks gently lie on as you watch porn or I mean tv... sorry

That chair is likes my buttocks

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this chair

What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.

I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.

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