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A cocktail of energy drinks, usually highly caffeinated. Like "normal" cocktails, fruit juices and soft drinks can also be added up to the equation- but a Nigerian cocktail requires at least two different energy drinks. Named after Nigeria since because of lack of clean water in some parts of the country, some consume energy drinks as a safer alternative and mix them for variety.
I mixed Mountain Dew MDX, Monster, Pineapple Juice and a Red Bull Shot to make a Nigerian Cocktail to keep me awake for the night.
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A drink of Russian origin. Consists of 50 ml vodka and a spoon of pure cocaine. It is belived that it was very popular amongst the communist party members during the revolution of 1917.
-One more baltic coctail tovaristch Lenin?
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ะะ ะขะะะฎะ ะะะขะฌ!!! (Strong Russian language) I'm sorry tovaristch Trotsky. That baltic cocktail stroke me like a horny veloceraptor.
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Rubbing ones penis with Lotrimin, and then putting said penis into some type of drink, preferably Dr. Pepper.
Honus: This Dr. Pepper tastes kind of weird.
Mordecai: Thats probably because I made it a Bermuda Cocktail.
Honus: What the tits?!?!
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Someone whoโs penis resembles a cocktail sausage. Very common in Teens
Did u see his cocktail sausage
Every boating lake has a Cocktail Cove where boats pull in and tie up to other boats. Itโs mostly middle age men wearing Ed Hardy shirts listening to Nickelback and try to bang twenty-some age girls.
Hey buddy, ready to hit cocktail cove?
I have the new Nickelback CD and I see some talent ready to get banged.
The "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking; what you tell your boss you have, when calling in sick the next day.
I had to call in with the COCKTAIL FLU after we went out all night and ran the bar out of Jagermeister. Oh, my aching hair!
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Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
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