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The crusty dried poop left behind after whipping the poop out of your anus.
"Dude, that Indian girl had the most nutty anal croutons ever!"
Woman who has had a bad case of thrush for so long without seeking any medical attention.
I heard she had a Crouton Slit. Oh thats sick!
A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.
This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.
A crack head hoe that works the corner for sexual favors and pleasure, typically cheap, fast, and awkwardly skinny.
Bruh, I was over on 1219 PWL and I took a nice bite out of a Corner Crouton. That shit be super cheap.
This is a term used when you’re in a situation where you cannot swear, perhaps you’re in school or round your grandmothers house
“Shut up (name) , you’re such a mouldy crouton. ”
The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!!"
I hope my girl gets here soon because my sack has been basting all day in this dressing and I need to give her the soggy crouton.
take an ordinary crouton and place it in a glass of water for a few hours then take it out and let it sit for a couple weeks, once its nice and moldy, ejaculate and use the creamy white to stick the crouton to the head of your flesh tube. Once this is done, have a girl or guy give u a blowjob, the crouton adds extra spice.
Dude i was preparing for that moldy crouton for weeks.
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