Emu Bitter

This is a lager beer that originated in a sailors fridge in Rockingham, it can be likened to Alladdins cave in that it lured a Queenslander sailor away from the eastern states squalor to the west, which is obviously the best.

Problem is, you can enter the cave of Emu wonders and gaze at the majesty of the carton in the fridge. But if you take one sip it will be like sucking on an Emu and the sky will fall on your head

My God! This Emu Bitter beer is like sucking on an Emu’s head!!

Emu Tax

Emu Tax is a quite common form of (you guessed it) taxation.

Although its never on an invoice, you can't claim it back and the government certainly don't use it to fund the needy.

This tax usually takes a dishonest form and is charged at a quite fluctuating percentage and is charged by people ( EMU's ) who have offered petty services to you as a 'friend'. This charge is placed on top of the actual price in order to reimburse the 'EMU' for completely wasting your time and talking to you about its belonging to the 'top 3%' club.

Now for most people, I probably just lost you, but the moral here is...

If you have a TIGHT ARSE 'friend' that stands over 6 feet tall and thinks he's god's gift to the manufacturers of XXXL condoms, don't ask him to get you a quote on ANYTHING because you guessed it...

EMU TAX

PS. We have found the best weapon for evading emu tax is indeed eggs...

EMU : "Mate that speedo will be 500 bucks"...

Emu Hunter : " But i just saw it for 450"

EMU : " Gotta pay for my XXXL condoms some how, I am in the top 3% you know... 8.04 inches..."

Emu Hunter : " FUCKIN EMU TAX"...

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emo emu

1. An emu who is particularly emo
2. An insult to whiny emo kids

Emo emu says 'If i had wrists, I'd cut myself'

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emu meatball

a gross sex thing that Chirs Peltier made up.

I came back from Barnet and this girl was emu meatballing this guy.

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emo emu

1.a source of good laughter for all un-emo people. Especially while near/around obnoxiously emo people.

2.Great t-shirt idea and humorous joke for katezell and maddee

~"I hate emo wierdos"
~"You know what the emo emu says"

The emo emu says "If i had arms i'd cut myself"

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emu oil

Emu Oil comes from the emu bird derived from the fat. It is thought to be good for your skin as well as eczema. It comes in emu oil and virgin emu oil.

My skin was dry so I used Virgin Emu Oil.

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Annon Emus

Name males use instead of their real one. If you put them together, it is pronounced "Annonymus".

The P.O. Box was assigned to Mr. Annon Emus.

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