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Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.
Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John
purple faker is a stinky purple faker, and annoying and stinky
ew purple faker
A person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.
1.) I went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away I was a swine faker. I was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. You know they're most contagious before they even show symptoms!!
2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!
A girl who thinks she is the shit and has a false sense of entitlement. She is not nearly as cool, attractive, or smart as a fucking doorknob.
Molly Faker, blone girl is at a party and thinks she is too good for anyone and everyone, but even her decent looks do not compensate for her bitch of an attitude. She thinks she is too looking and guys are scared to talk to her, but in reality her RBF (Resting Bitch Face) says it all and the guys see right through it.
When some normal guy who is not rich enough to buy expensive shoes like Yeezys, is trying to act like a thug or gangster but is so fake that it is faker than his own shoes that he bought from a vietnamese fake designers' item seller in vietnam.
If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.
Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.
Haha you so fake, that you are faker than your shoes.
When kissing you rapidly stick your tongue in and out of their mouth
He gave me a french faker last night and it was totally gross