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A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.
I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.
When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.
She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.
When you laugh or remember something someone said..hours, days or weeks later after they said it. Something that takes a little time to travel from one part of your body or brain to another and takes time for you to get it.
I had a Giraffe Moment on that story you told me last week.. I was driving to work and could not stop laughing .
A tall man who is nerdy and shy but is also into BDSM.
“Are you going to talk to that hot giraffe? He codes and probably has handcuffs at home.”
Something completely random and irrelephant.
Yesterday, I saw a cat on the giraffe potty.
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a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....
The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.
Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.
Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.
Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.