Itch Juice

Annoying

"I hate mosquitoes so much."
"Yea they're a bit of an itch juice."

bunker itch

Skin irritation caused by farting in leather pants, main cause is when pants are sealed tight and a fart is let loose, the pants balloon out causing only fart gas to be exposed to the skin forming bunker itch.

Look at Jim over there in his ballooned out leather pants jumping around and scratching his butt crack, he must have a bad case of the bunker itch

nerd itch

1. The irresistible urge or impulse to do something nerdy. 2. A strong attraction toward or infatuation with a nerd.

// I bought a ticket to Comic-Con because I've been experiencing a bad case of nerd itch.
// I'm not sure why I binged the whole LOTR trilogy in one weekend... I guess I have nerd itch.
// He can put his rabbit in my hat any day... I totally have nerd itch.

mitch itch

Unknown sexually transmitted disease characterized by
by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.
Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.
Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.

"Stay away from that dude, I heard he got a Katie and now he's got the mitch itch."

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jock itch

a rash in the crotch and inner thighs, caused by poor hygiene and sweat

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Anal Itching

the inching of the anus and or including the surrounding areas of the anus.

Kalynn said to Mike "My butt itches, u might have gave me anal itching" And Mike "Wash You Ass Every Once and Awhile"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.

I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.

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