The Museum

Galactic Gaming 2.0

The Museum is DED

Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

Museum Putty

Sugar daddy nut.

"To get my rent paid, I had to eat alot of museum putty"

Iron museum

The proper name for a gym. A palace of gains.

Roberto and Fabio hit up the iron museum every day so they can get yuge.

Night at the Museum

A study abroad class where you go to pubs and come back hammered for class. One of the best classes you will ever take. 11/10 would recommend.

Chad: "YOOOOO we got Night at the Museum today!"
Brad: "Siiiiiick yo we bout to get hammered!"
Chad: "I love London yeet."

NASA museum

Smack down in the middle of a trailer parks a dude who thinks he works at NASA and astronaut. Has over 100 model spaceships from very small to over 40' high! Straight up loon. Oh yeah hes a semi pro wrestler who calls himself The Skunk!!! hahahahaha! And ran for Mayor

NASA museum

Going to the polish museum of America

To have relations of a sexual nature.

Leah is going to the polish museum of america with me after the show.