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An incredibly fast car that is inexpensive and anyone who drives it is instantly cool....unless you have a comb-over.
Wow, look at that civic....its quick (because it weighs like nothing).
Too bad that Ford Mustang totally destroyed that import shit box despite the fact that it is double the weight.
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1.Gokart with a small block 2.cheap horse power 3.Slow
Hey check out that IROC coming up beind us. I wish my Mustang was that cool
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The car in question seems to be owned by every asshole on the planet, why? Cuz they're cheap and they're everywhere. They can often be seen getting their asses handed to them by cars of smaller engine size. Usually these are asian cars dealing out the whoopings, but cases are also recorded of other domestics such as Cavaliers handing down judgement to the highly overrated, seriously inflated ego on wheels.
Some make feeble attempts at making their cars faster. They suffer from a serious disease referred to as IDIOTUS AMONGUS. Which is either passed down through genes or contracted from a visit from the extremely dangerous Stupid Fairy. The disease can be anocculated through introduction to a real performance car, and may take several doses of such to fully erraticate the disease.
Furthermore, there do exist myths
about performance on these cars. Some wish to believe that upgraded models from Saleen, Roush and Shelby are standard factory models. This implies that they are stock, on the contrary. These models are, in fact, purchased by said performace companies, upgraded and then resold to ignorent customers who have problems understanding the concept of performance franchices. It is not these people's fault in this matter. Their IQ's simply are not high enough to understand performance upgrades and therefore they must rely on the industry to dupe them into thinking they are buying a quality factory product.
By my studies of this subject, I must conclude that most owners of the vehicle known as the Ford Mustang should not be looked down upon for their obvious lack of reality, but rather be helped by anyone willing to take on the hardships of working with the performance challenged. For they are as in need of help as any other "special" group of the world in which we live.
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"IDIOTUS AMONGUS" A Racer's Disease
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Hey whats the big deal with fukiing cars anyway why don't u all get lives and worry about more important things in life like....... ok so there really isn't anything more important but thats not the point.
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The greatest car in the whole fucking world.
FBody faggot: My 94 Camaro is better than your 04 Mustang Cobra!
Mustang Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Stop bragging over a car that is made anymore. Please, go fuck your self.
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will get owned by a Camaro, and for any of you ppl who think they "know the muscle era" youd know the Pontiac GTO is the first muscle car to unleashed out on the markey.
Mustangs will get pwned by any muscle car, especially the Camaro!
Id put my money on an AMC Gremlin than a Fucker Only Runs Downhill (ford) Mustang.
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A sporty car made by a unreliable manufacture that goes by the name of Ford. The mustangs best years were its earliest, and ever since then the model went down the shit hole. the only way a mustang stands a chance against anything is if it doesn't break down before it reaches the starting line. many mustang owners brag about how they can waste fuel economy cars such as the civic. in reality in an endurance race the mustang is left standing, and most imported cars with a couple of modifications to free breathing and exhaust would leave a mustang for dead in a twisty circuit, because muscle cars are designed to go in a straight line. all in all, for some it's still worth arguing, but when you get a grip on reality and realize that Ford makes both the mustang, and the Focus, all hope is lost.
A. Hey look at that mustang!
B. Where?
A. On the side of the road where else?
B. Yea I guess. It's also sporting a lovely cloud of smoke pouring out of the hood.
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