Neighboring

What you do with the hot neighbor across the street when the husband or wife is away/gone/out of picture or just at work. You are not dating, in a relationship, or any other defined word other than neighboring. It is a hush hush thing where you sneak in and out after the kids are asleep to avoid a scandal on your block. No public displays of affection are allowed, otherwise it would not easily stay with in the confines of the word neighboring. What happens behind closed doors, stays behind closed doors. No matter what she tells her twin sister/brother or what he or she wants to call it, it is just neighboring and that is that. Every other weekend when the kids are with the baby daddy/baby mama they can have little adventures such as a weekend trip to Miami but that STILL doesn't change anything. You are still just neighbors in a different geological location. Neighboring specifically refers to the process of this behavior. It is possible to be involved with neighboring more than one neighbor or several of those in the neighborhood if you all continue to call each other neighbors. If you want to get cute you can call each other Nei Nei and that will be another word to define here in the Urban Dictionary.

I am going out to Walmart to do some neighboring with my Nei Nei, we might spend a little time in the changing room, then come back to the house and "Watch a Movie."

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The Neighbors Kid

pewdiepie

pewds.

It's pewds

how's it goin' bros, my name is PewDiePie

T-Series what? No. PewDiePie king of YouTube forever. *AOuUhOuGh!*

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Wishing you the most EPIC of all the youtube retirements

Pewds is "the neighbors kid."

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Number Neighbor

The person who’s number is identical to yours besides the last number which is one up or down. When you text them they usually get really pissed off really quickly.

Person 1: Hey your my number neighbor!!
Person 2: go die in a ditch

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Happy Neighbor

To have sex with your girl by the window and half way through switch with your neighbor without her noticing, running outside the house and looking into the window and waiving at your girl.

Miguel: My girl was suprised when she saw me waiving at her from outside the window.

Mike: Yeah, we totally pulled a Happy Neighbor on her.

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Friendly neighbor

A plastic bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and paper towels and holes punched in the bottom of it. It is used to mask the smell of marijuana and cigarettes by breathing through the tube.

Person 1: "My parents cant smell this when they get home."
Person 2: "Don't worry dude I'll blow the smoke into the friendly neighbor."

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visit the neighbor

Meaning the neighbor of the vagina ... referring to anal sex.

Friend1: "Did you bang her? Visit the neighbor!?!"
Friend2: "Ya man."

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Dirty Neighbor

While facing a window, a man and a woman have sex dogystyle. Unknowingly to the woman, you slip it out in the middle of intercourse and switch places with a friend. You than proceed to leave the room and run around to the window. As your friend and the woman are climaxing, you knock on the window and wave to them.

You played the dirty neighbor perfectly last night.

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