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(noun) antonym of common marriage, a legal relationship of two people who do not secretly or openly wish they could go back and "do it all differently," two people committed to each other, yet still do fun activities such as having sex or going out with friends.
"My husband and I love having sex with each other; I'm so glad we chose an opposite marriage."
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An arrangement in which the anti-husband and anti-wife may not have intercourse with each other, but must enjoy the company of others.
I thought same-same sex was pretty kinky, but wouldn't you know? Then Miss California came up with "opposite marriage."
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The opposite of a wingman, he is there to stop you from getting laid. He is usually employeed before going out drinking, when you have a wife or girlfriend that you are tyring not to cheat on... AKA O-Dub
Me: "Hey dude i think im going to talk to that whore over there with the fuck me boots on."
O-Dub: "As your opposite wingman i would strongly advise against that "
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Anybody can say they don't hate the opposite sex as a collective group, just like they can say the same thing of any other group. Saying there is not one member of the opposite sex you met that you didn't like isn't the same thing as saying you hate everybody from that group. Denying that you ever had any negative feelings about somebody of the opposite sex isn't the same thing as honesty, since usually people that would say they never met anybody of the opposite sex they didn't like, not one person, are full of shit. There's always going to be at least one person of the opposite sex or any other group (including the one you're a part of) you never liked, never got along with, or hated, since you met them (and more often than not, more than one). You're going to make a few enemies in life, no matter what group they come from.
The deepest hatred isn't usually for an entire group of people, which is why racism, sexism, and homophobia are silly. The deepest hatred is usually reserved for that one person or those few people that are your worst enemies outside of yourself, no matter what sex, "race" (branch of the human race tree), or orientation they come from. There will always be a few that deep down if you are honest with yourself emotionally (even if not with others on the surface) you know were never meant to get along with each other, whether or not you get along along with some or most other people of that group. Sometimes it's a member of the opposite sex, sometimes it's a member of the same sex, sometimes both.
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A day where everything is opposite
If it was opposite day Pokimane would be an amazing and super attractive streamer. Emphasis on IF IT WAS OPPOSITE DAY because Pokimane fucking sucks
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The equal yet opposite equivalent of an older woman who's attracted to younger men; A younger woman who's interested in older men.
I stopped worrying if my 20 year old girlfriend might possibly leave me (her 30 year old boyfriend) for a younger model the moment she confessed to being the opposite of cougar.
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a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.
living with your boyfriend is an opposite marriage and will send you to hell.
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