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An ass that's stuck or has a tendency to get stuck.
That pond donkey locked his damn-self in the closet again.
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What is a "Pond Jumper"? A "Pond Jumper" is one who, when faced with adversity, stagnation or a declining quality of life, decides that a fundamental change must be made to evolve the individual, whether mentally, physically, religiously, philosophically, or emotionally. A "Leap of Faith", as interpreted by the individual, is made, in an effort to make an intimate change in their life to benefit themselves and the ones they love and care for.
Edward, realizing the way he lived life did not benefit himself or the ones he loved, decided to make a drastic change and follow the "Pond Jumper" philosophy and face the fears that have kept him stagnant for all those years.
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Moonee Ponds is an exciting and conveniently located suburb just north-west of the city of Melbourne, VIC, Australia.
P1 - "Where do you live?"
P2 - "In an exciting and conveniently located suburb just north-west of the city."
P1 - "So near Moonee Ponds?"
P2 - "Bang on."
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Crossing the Atlantic Ocean by airplane
When will you be hopping the pond, Joe?
My flight leaves from Chicago on thursday and I'll be arriving in London the next day
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The annual oregon state vs oregon football game also known as the civil war. Referring to their mascots, ducks and beavers.
Hey man where you watching the pond party on saturday?
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To have receive oral sex from a large group of women at one time, so that when you cum they will look like koi fish emerging for feeding.
I got those chicks in a koi pond last night, they fought for my load like a handful of breadcrumbs
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A mass of obese people dripping with greasy sweat congregating in areas such as shopping centers or sporting events.
I have to wade through a pudge pond, just to get a frozen pizza.