public school

A place where miserable under paid teacherse dwell. A place where depressed,angry,violent,gangbanging youth reside during the hours of 9am to 3pm. They teach you alot of stuff that doesnt really help you with alot of stuff.
and refuse to air condition classrooms during hot garbage smelling summers, while they're staff rooms and offices are spotless clean and nice and cool.

I went to public school all my life and learned all the wrong things from my friends and teachers.

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public pretender

Court appointed attorney.

I got sentenced to six months in county jail, for something I didn't do, because of my public pretenders case overload and lack of experience.

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publicity cunt

A person who is famous only for the sake of being famous.

Often gains initial fame for one of the following reasons:
1. Appearance on reality television shows.
2. Appearance in a sex tape/sex video.
3. Association with famous people.
4. Extreme stupidity.
5. Extremely unusual circumstances in their life.

Maintains fame through the repeated use of publicity stunts or because of media obsession, rather than because of talent.

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are publicity cunts.

Paris Hilton became famous for being in a reality television show and putting out a sex tape. Then Kim Kardashian became famous for being a friend of Paris Hilton and putting out a sex tape.

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public domain

Public domain materials are those things that have copyright or patent protection but have been placed on the Internet thus nullifying the protections. Like busting a condom, once it's done, it's done.

Last night me and Jeff downloaded 50 gigabytes of public domain - pd shit while we were fucking.

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public math

The inability to do simple mathematical calculations in the presence of another person or group of people.

Hey how'd your presentation go yesterday?

Not good, I gave the wrong answer when I added up some figures. I should have never made a presentation that included public math.

public schooler

The kind of person who walks around CONSTANTLY dabbing, saying "damn daniel", wearing Adidas brand everything, and can never go anywhere without their fidget spinner.

"did you see that guy over there screaming 'what are those' at a poor old woman?"

"he's probably public schooler..."

Public Sock

Anything dirty found in a public place, especially a dorm building.

The public sock on my floor has a sign that says "were open" on her door.

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