I never ever said that

A word you use when you can't help yourself but tell the person to stop talking because A. you never said anything
or B. It didn't matter

How was your day?
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that

I said that too

What you say when someone says a think you've said.

Iam "Hey! I said that too! About the positive feedback loops? I had a whole thing about it! Wow man! That's crazy that I was able to preempt all these conversations years in advance! I mean how can you say that I wasn't on the right track!? You can't! Ha! An intellect (literally) ahead of my time! Only by like 3 years but whatever. I mean you didn't think of that shit did you? Noooo... No you fucking didn't! Hahahahaha! This is great! I am loving this."

Hym "And to those who have nothing; everything will be taken."

Iam "Yeah, yeah. I know..."

what i said

boom boom boom

현실이 된 what I said

What I said

I know what I said. Why I said it is more important. I'm never going to feel bad about it because your lives stopped mattering the second she fucked that mongoloid.

Hym "I said what I said. Outside of emergency money you all are a detriment to my existence. Hey, what do you think is the best way to cook brains? Like... Scrabbled eggs? Meat loaf? Probably meat loaf, right?"

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

I nevah said that

Phase used by people who want to always be right and who will deny that said something that they did, most famously used by Mike Francesca on his radio show.

Caller: You think the Mets are gonna win tonight mike?
Mike: No
The Next Day
Caller: You said the mets weren't going to win last night and they did
Mike: I nevah said that.

I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!