Poker Thigh

Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.

The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.

"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."

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Honey Thighs

A name most commonly given to a girl with a nice set of thighs, you are lucky if someone calls you this because not many people are blessed with this outstanding feature.

Random Guy: "damn whos that?"

Pedaf: "oh, thats honey thighs."

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Fatty Thighs

Thighs the size of small children...when you slap them, the ripple effect carries on for days...

Hey, have you seen Lindsey Walter lately?

Who, you mean, Fatty Thighs?

anime thighs

the best song known to man kind.

Anime thighs when sho open up so wide I got a twinkle in my eyes. Asian pussy is so tight, I just really wanna pipe. OMG she got them big ass titties she's only 5. -The bible

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High Thigh!

a new emo trend, similar to hi 5... but with thighs... it is non sexual, but tres amusing hehehe

tamz: s'up dude?
iz: high thigh!
tamz: hehehehe
iz: thats fresh...

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Thigh Tickler

Big bushy beard that tickles the thighs during cunnilingus.

"I was gonna eat her out, but she crushed my head when my thigh tickler made her jump."

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thick thighs

thighs that are not fat, yet have great size. allowing one to not break a chick during sex. thighs that don't usually jiggle, but a lil jiggling ain't gonna do anybody no harm.

Chase: So you like em fat then?
Tyson: No, i like em thick...with THICK THIGHS!

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