morning person

Someone who find it easy to get up in the mornings and is most awake around this time. becomes tired in the late evenings. (see night person for oppisite.)

'what time did you get up today?'
'i was up at 6'
'why so early'
'bevcaus eim a morning person and am most awake then'

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morn horn

The morning after a night of hard drinking when you're really horny.

"Shit, I only fucked Stacy because I had morn horn."

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Morning face

That tired, ugly face people get when they've just woken up in the morning. It's also just as common to get morning face after waking up from a nap. People with morning face may also have morning hair. They will have bags under their eyes/dark circles around their eyes, a slouched posture, and pouty lips. Their skin may also appear paler/greenish or yellowish, as if they are sick, but it is more common to just be a little paler.

My brother: Hey, Vicky - OH, MY GOD, IT'S JEFF THE KILLER!
Me: Chillax, bitch, it's just my morning face.

(Whenever I grin with my morning face, I actually do look like JTK.)

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morning strength

when you first wake up and your body is still tired and you can not do the simplest of things like unscrew the toothpaste or open the jelly jar.

Dave: Idk why i have so much trouble opening the milk gallon in the morning for cereal, i can never seem to do it.

Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.

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Morning Tug

a masturbation session right when you wake up to start the day

Schools in 20 minutes, I feel lousy, I'm going for a morning tug to brighten my day

*Jizzes all over himself* Shit..I'm 15 minutes late now

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Morning Jerk

The first jerk of the day; may also be referred to as "chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.

Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.

Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.

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monday morning

Taking wordsunday afternoon/word to the next level.
This refers to the true procrastinators who leave their homework and assignments till monday morning before school.
This takes extreme discipline and speed as it is hard to get up early on a monday, and have the focus to get some work done in that limited time span.

dude, I had to pull a monday morning to get this paper done, I spent the weekend trolling forums and playing games.

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