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1. One who's opinions are not worth listening to, or have no value, specifically in the field of Norwich City Football Club.
"I ain't got no time for f***ing part-timers. Pass my Burberry cap will yer?"
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The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.
Man does Steve has a bad case of Short Timers Disease.
Short time, Short Timer
The behaviors that kick in when you are about to leave something, usually a job. There are two facets, one is that all of the little crap that you've been ignoring and tolerating starts driving you crazy. The other is the idea that you're leaving anyway so you can get away with anything.
The accountant with short timer syndrome was thinking about wearing flip flops to work during his last two weeks before starting a new job. And the short timer in Ann Arbor, about to move to Buffalo had to resist the urge to strangle all of the smug half-wit aging hippies.
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A person of Filipino descent that enjoys extreme sports, mainly mountain biking.
Lets hit those trails with the Filipino Fun Timers!
Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.
We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.
Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....
"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."
yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...
ROFL....
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When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...
Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...
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An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"
possibly a hereditary condition
When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.
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