Tweeny Tinker

Someone with a abnormally small and deformed penis due to extreme amounts of masturbation.

Patrick was nicknamed the tweeny tinker after an emabrassing games lesson when he ran around naked. 2 inches and the shape of a hammer the tween winker Patrick never got any action.

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Tinker Wives

A social media group for unemployed dependas to showcase what bored judgemental bridge trolls they truly are

I saw MahKaylaleigh on Tinker Wives yesterday gossiping about Enlisted women and advertising her latest pyramid scheme while flossing intellectual about bootstraps and buttercups.

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Tinker Knocker

Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.

Tinker Knockers are very friendly and scary.

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tinker tantrum

To throw an absolute fit, especially when pixie dust is involved...... That Tink threw a Tinker tantrum.

Bitchfit crazy woman she's lost her mindCray Cray threw a tinker tantrum

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tinker knocker

The third gender. Most people do not know about this because the government tries to hide it. Tinker knockers have huge ears and big bumps on their backs. Pink juice sometimes comes out of their ears. There is a special surgeon who can help them look normal. Most tinker knockers live in Greenland because that’s where the surgeon lives. Many tinker knockers also live in California because they like the weather

There is a tinker knocker in my backyard.

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Tallahassee Tinker Toy

A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.

Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.

My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.

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tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.

I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy

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