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Halley’s Comet (n): a euphemism for the violent projectile formed when a man cumshots a kidney stone. Not to be confused with commonplace occurrences like the ‘cum cork’ or ‘poop noodle’, the Halley’s Comet is a once in a lifetime experience characterized by:
(1) the catastrophic release of pressure necessary to cause a kidney stone to exit the urethra with a minimum muzzle velocity of 500 ft/s (152.4 m/s in CommieSpeak). The terminal ballistics of any given comet is determined by both the mass of the stone and the anger placed into the cumshot.
(2) the signature formation of a white trail of liquid aerosol cum behind the comet which lingers in the air for several minutes, causing it to be dubbed ‘procreative napalm’ by Single Mom’s Magazine.
There are no reported fatalities from direct Halley’s Comet impact (in the 1st world) however they do account for over 1 domestic ER visit a day in the US alone. Halley’s Comets are the leading cause of PTSD in men over 40.
Psychologist: “Tell me about your most recent Halley's Comet ”
Patient: “Just like the other ones, my dick looks like a waffle cone... My neighbors flipped out on me because they thought I intentionally shot their dog with a bb gun, then when I explained that I accidentally killed their dog with my exploded bee-hive looking dick, they just freaked out like I said something ridiculous.”
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a fart so smelly that victims vomit profusely
After many pickled eggs and beer in came a vomit comet and the 'ol lady puked
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a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals
look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.
captain planet is a twat comet.
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When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!
SWN-009 Comet Woman is a fictional character from the fanmade game, Mega Man Unlimited.
she is a robot master was built by wily for space exploration and she can go at super high sonic speed with usage of her power proposals. however, she can't go to far with irt within the atmosphere in order to avoid her armors getting heated. in addiction, she shares this rivaly bond with jet man which let her off slick with her space duties
"is that a plane? a shooting star? a Sonic Boom? NO! It's Comet Woman!"
A person who vomits and flees the area
After finding several gallons of throw-up in the gym, an investigation was launched deeming Janet as the vomit comet.
To be sick, especially after alcohol.
Fuck me, Jake was proper hammered yesterday, the Vomit Comets were flying like there was no tomorrow.