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ninja

Practitioner of a martial art developed as a means of countering Samurai military power and monopoly of single-edged swords. Erroneously thought by many to have evolved in Japan. Revealed in "Batman Begins" to actually be practiced way up in the mountains in Tibet, thus rendering Ninjas safe from any surprise attacks from the Samurai, who did not live in China.

Hello Bruce Wayne! I am an Irish Ninja living in the Himalayas, and I am here to teach you to be Batman!

WTF? You aren't going to burn down dad's mansion, are you, you crazy lamestain?

by Juan Non-lamestain August 2, 2008

27πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


ninja

This word is NOT a replacement for Nigga or a safe word for a whiteboy,Insane Clown Posse use this word as a term for a real ninja,a silent dealy assassin,they use the term in a song that is about what it would be like to be a ninja

Damn I wish I could be a ninja

by adproof July 26, 2006

75πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Ninja

NINGA (Notorious Infiltrating Negging Jump-Root A.I) is an artificial intelligence that is tasked with sending the LIGMA virus (Lung Inflammation -by- Gas Molecules Ascending) into the mass of the mainstream media. Since his rise in the Twitch community, the developers of NINGA (Epic Games) has taken his simple programming language into massive effect in the summer of 2018. It wasn't revealed that the NINJA A.I had such bad intentions until then. When a user revealed his plan to spread a virus named LIGMA (the name was given by the user, the developer didn't actually name the virus LIGMA). Since its discovery, taxonomists classify the virus under the BOFA variant and named the method used by Epic Games as SUGMA. Epic Games have made many revisions to NINJA's code, such as making a swear firewall, automatic removal of hate, and negging increase. Though NINJA may be the first, he is not the only A.I Epic Games have programmed. ALI-A (Analysis Lucrative Infection - A.I) has been tasked to see how the internet would react to the LIGMA virus to be revealed without a name or a description. TSM_MYTH, (Malicious Youtube Twitch Host) is the A.I. programmed to see what would happen if a LIGMA host was accepted by the community. NINJA has admitted on a Wired video that he has a double, without evil intent, and that his double is actually the one streaming (since NINJA is an A.I.)

Person 1: I just watched Ninja, he is so good at Fortnite. The other day on his stream he hit this epic scar sho...
Person 2: You have been infected by NINJA. You have the disease.

by Heckin’HeckHeckers December 29, 2018

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ninja

A slang term, made famous by the rap group the Insane Clown Posse, meaning Homie, or freind

Juggalo 1: What up, Ninja?
Juggalo 2: Not Much,Homie, Got some Faygo?

by Matt Stegall June 20, 2007

27πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Ninja

A special person dressed in a black outfit with only their eyes showing. They are very good with literature and are best known for their role in the religious society as priests

my friend is a ninja" "fo' realz? can they help me with my english paper?

by Mdiggy the deaf girl December 18, 2010

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ninjas

teenage mutant turtles trained by their giant rat master

ninjas are turtles as well as mammals

by Raphael April 2, 2003

49πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Ninja

An assassin that according to the show 'deadliest warrior' can get totally owned by a Spartan.

Hey did you see that spartan kill that ninja?

by Dudewhereismycar? May 1, 2009

18πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž