A slimey boi, Thomas' Deceitful side
Has a very nice outfit, we stan.
Deceit Sanders first on-screen moments:
Logan : DECEIT!
Thomas : WHAT? Deceit?
Deceit : Who's she? Never heard of her?
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Deceit : And Virgil, I *adore* the more intense eyeshadow. It totally doesn't make you look like a raccoon.
Virgil : Nice gloves. Did you just finish washing some dishes?
Deceit : Yes...
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Deceit : Well this all went according to plan...
Logan : Surely it didn't!
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That storm came through like a surging sanders.
22π 2π
A football play that involves Barry Sanders and fucking the other team over.
Barrack used the Sneaky Sanders to crush the Patriots defense and win the game
Jennings is very hard on the outside. He does not tend to allow others easily into his life, and chooses his friends wisely. He is very smart, handsome, and above all charming. He is very well mannered and educated. He is driven in life, with great passion and endurance. Although he may not know this, he brightens the lives of many. Jennings should feel very proud of who he has become, and know that he will do amazing things in life.
Friend: How's life going?
Me: It's going great! I have a boyfriend now, his name is Jennings.
Friend: I thought you had given up on love.
Me: He's worth the fall.
I love you Jennings Sandersβ€
The best NFL kicker. (And the goat)
Falcons Fan: Younghoe Koo is the best kicker!
Dolphins Fan: No you are wrong Jason Sanders is the best kicker!
God bless Colonel Sanders for his beautiful creation.
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A smexy snek boi that deserves more love
Omg they are such a Janus Sanders