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A healthcare provider taking an extended or extra long period of time treating a highly desirable member of the opposite sex. Highly desirable can mean, but is not limited to; physically fit, well groomed, sexually attractive, good smelling, and or expensive.
Chris keeps pulling-a-Fritz with that young girl.
Emo Screamo with bad guitars. Terrible music. Crunk tweenager music.
(Fritz D) (emo)(screamo) (teenybopper) (martian) (fake) (meany) (lol) (doodle)
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A small town garage bar located in Ohio that everyone wants to attend but only a small amount of folk get to experience.
Guy 1: Hey man, what’s your plans after this?
Guy 2: I finally got an invite to the Fritz Tavern! So you know I’ll be sliding’ over there!
Guy1: That sounds awesome dude! I see them all over social media but I’ve yet to get an invite..
Guy 2: Yeah those guys are crazy! I’ll let you know how it goes.
When someone is passed out, removing underwear, inserting hot dog up anus, then replacing underwear/pants.
Kyle was so drunk, he didn't even twitch when we schnitzel fritz'd his ass!
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(phrasal verb) When you're "fritzing out" you're losing your grip on objective reality and paranoia is kicking in. You think others are plotting against you and so you take decisive action them thereby increasing the likelihood that people really are plotting to get rid of you because you're insane.
Trump is totally fritzing out. He thinks that the people closest to him are secretly plotting against him. That's why he fired James Comey and Sean Spicer and is tweeting against Jeff Sessions.
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When a girl with a tracheotomy brags she doesn’t gag while giving head cuz she can still breathe through the hole in her throat. You then proceed to shove your cock all the way in and plug the hole from the inside, hence making her gag for the first time!!!
Karen said she gives the best head cuz she can suck a dick and breathe at the same time. Chad tried to give her a Dirty Fritz But his dick wasn’t long enough!
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A British / German double agent during WWII.
Gregory would never turn his lights off during the blitz, he was a proper pom fritz
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