Scomo

that pm in australia who has done barely anything except trying to pass a bill that forces companies to dox trolls for dissing.

me: can’t wait until scomo gets elected.
me again: if he gets elected again i’ll stick my dick into a fucking blender

scomo

1: The intentional or unintentional misuse of, misunderstanding of or breakage of any laws, rules, regulations or guidelines that result in harm (physically, emotionally or financially) to another human or ones self.

2: The intentional or unintentional misuse of, misunderstanding of or breakage of any laws, rules, regulations or guidelines; Or the decision to enact changes within current laws, rules, regulations and policies that result in a favourable outcome (physically, emotionally or financially) for a party (individual or group) who is already perceived to be in a favourable position.

1:
"Fuck me sideways did you see that tackle?"
"Fuuuckin' oath bro, he really put the scomo into that cunt, dropped him like a hot pie"

2:
"I heard Bazza got done for fraud and embezzlement"
"Yeah the silly cunt. He was bound to get busted though. Fucker had been pulling a scomo for years"

"Did you hear the banks are raising interest rates again?"
"Fuck those corporate cunts, didn't they scomo us like that last year?"

Full scomo

The act of getting blind and ignoring all responsibilities

Got my house warming this weekend, gunna go full scomo, not holding back

Scomo-Fomo

A phenomenon experienced during a severe global pandemic / economic crisis by some of the most vulnerable and worst effected people in Australia.

“Far out, I’m really starting to get the Scomo-Fomo ! I’m starting to think he’s intentionally punishing my industry !
I’m a musician who was one of the first to lose their jobs due to this covid shit.

I’ve been unemployed for almost 4 months straight, I’m not eligible for Jobkeeper and I’m not even spending $120k on a new kitchen......
The Scomo-Fomo is real !“

To scomo

To skulk out of town when the pressure is on

Time for me to scomo

Chuckin' a ScoMo

The practice of Leaving your duties/responsibilities/mates/ family in the middle of a crisis of major importance or natural disaster or pandemic

Hey Fellas, yup it's fricken busy and there's a shit ton of work to do but I'm off!!!, I'm chuckin' a ScoMo