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No time to make toast! I'm late for work! Unless... *Takes toaster into shower* AAAHHHH *ZAP*
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When a sunburned ass releases a turd.
In fear of making a toaster, Britney Spears applied a large ammount of lotion on her rear.
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When your Hemorrhoids flare up.
My ass feels like a toaster.!!
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Someone you think is hot that you wouldn't fuck and/or go out with.
Person 1:OMG that guy is so hot!!
Person 2:He is but don't do anything with him he's a total toaster.
Person 1:How :(
Person 2:He's soooo thirsty
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1) noun used in LGBT circles to describe a romantic interest with ambiguous gender identity.
2) someone who presents a quandary, usually romantic
I just can't stop thinking about that mesmerizing toaster.
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A fucking ass of a machine that takes too long to cook stuff. DOWN WITH TOASTERS!!!
I think that robot is a toaster
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A visibly, large and apparent, cleavage line. Caused by the compact nature of a female's breasts in a bra and or low cut shirt, etc.
"Look at her toaster."
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