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Time of Butt in Seat. A term used to describe progress on a job measured by the time you've been warming your seat instead of actions performed.
Mitch thought he was going to get a TOBIS promotion, but his manager wanted to base it on merit instead.
has very small peen and eats cheese all day, his also rich
Hey Toby
Hey (name) want some cheese and also wanna ride on my yacht
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Toby is a lad who likes to play skyblock, bedwars and Hypixel Party games. Even though he is a lad, he enjoys watching hot, steamy, sexy porn. He loves hot women that squat all the time. He always groans and moans. He likes dick and supports the Fascists and is rascist un-lad. He thinks everyone should be white and everyone else is a black monkey. Some people call him Hitler 2.0 but I call him daddy. He says he has a sister but he doesn't but his brother is a god.
"Oh no, Russia is invading," Ukraine Said.
"Is russia white," Said a random guy.
"No"
"Is russia sexy,"
"No" Ukraine said.
"Is russia cracked at minecraft,"
"No"Ukraine responded.
"Is the prime minister male,"
"yes," Ukraine said confused.
"I'll suck his dick, mwahahahahahahhahaaaa." Toby said as he grabbed Vladimir Putin's shlong and deep throughted it so far down.
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The name Toby has a long history, with some certain people being traced to have this name from hundres and even thousands of years ago.
Toby is also short for the full name Tobias.
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To be a Toby means to naturally have a small penis. It isn’t Toby’s fault, it his just his genetics. Toby’s are otherwise still funny and chatty but as soon as he takes off his pants, the girls run home
Some funny guy brought me back to his house but I ran away as his cock was two inches lmao. He was a Toby I think
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the act of waking up in a state of half-drunken cannibalism, biting a girl's neck and ass in a manner more inclined to hunger than sex, then hiking up her skirt, pulling her underwear, laughing at it, and riding her screaming "Shut the face, shut the face, shut the face!"
He woke up after the party and pulled a Tobi on the first girl he could find!
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a small kid who is a savage, he has a tiny penis but still finds a way to fuck ya girl, watch out for kids named toby, they small and powerful
last night toby fucked me said naquesha to dom rizzeri
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