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someone who gets used by women and friend zoned. Someone on the verge of killing them self.
paul tobias dunham why did judy friend zone you???
Is simp for Clara Bartlett. He do be simping for a little bit of dat seggs. If u ever meet a Tobias Prichard-Boissier you know he do be simping for just that hint of seggs.
"Tobias do be simping tho because Tobias Prichard-Boissier is a simp"
Tobias is a gamer addict and an nerd who usally is very small.
He sticks to the "cool kids" to try being "cool" but he almost everytime gets rejected and ends up with the dorks.
He tries very hard to get girls but fails everytime.
The stereotypical tobias usally wears glasses and have blond or greasy dark hair.
Tobias usally don't get laid until the age of 30 when he pays a prostitute for 10 minutes.
He has a tendency of getting people feeling akward and his a wannabe fart master.
"Who was that anyway?"
"I don't know just ignore him. He must be a Tobias"
"I have never seen that guy before"
"He must be a Tobias"
Practically a gorilla with a huge dong, pleasuring all the women who needs it. Smart and sometimes funny a Tobias is a very sensitive and caring human being (still practically a gorilla). He is always the alpha male in his area and no one dares to take his role as the alpha male because they know he will eat them like an easy pwo meal. If you treat Tobias as a friend, he will treat you likewise.
That dude is massive!
Yeah he sure is.
He must be a Tobias