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A person who is doing something stupid; dumb nut
The dog was a todd after it ran into the door
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A Todd seems like a very nice kind person, but when you have trust in him, his shell will slowly drop to show his true colors. A Todd can be nice, however, some are lower than the ground we walk on.
Oh my god, what happened to that girl?
She just got out of an emotionally abusive relationship.
Oh no!
Yeah, Todd really did a number on her.
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An old man, typically 70+. Loves Diet Coke and golfing. Has beady blue eyes and whispy white hair. Most importantly, Todd is synonymous with severe obesity, and is a control freak.
Oh my gosh, stop being such a Todd!
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(n)The penultimate cock-blocker, male or female. A person who will employ wit, good looks, charm, force- anything at their immediate disposal to spoil one's chances of hooking up with an attractive and available female in the room.
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(v) to cock block
watch out for Brock- he'll Todd you all night so long as there are chicks around
Jeanie is such a Todd- as soon as Jane walks in she goes on about the roller derby!
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To prematurely make a congratulatory remark to an appointment during a Contest ment to ginx the Contest, either by having the opponent let down their guard and thereby giving Todd (or someone else) an edge or by Todd-magic outright.
"Hey James, looks like I have no chance to comeback this week in fantasy football, good game".
This is a Todd statement because I at no time believed Todd would lose, thereby giving the opponent a false sense of security.
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To Todd someone(future tense), or had Todded(past tense), or Todding(presently doing so) is the meaning to brutally beat someone with a blunt object (preferably with a crowbar) almost to death, then leaving the victim in a locked up building filled with explosives ready to be set off.
(Inspired by Jason Todd's death from Death in the Family/Under The Red Hood, Batman, DC)
"He's asking to get Todded."
"Let's Todd the crap out of him!"
"I'm Todding him so hard now!"
"I just Todded that looser."
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A character on Scrubs that has a habit of turning every sentence into a double entendre, no matter what the cost. May be bisexual, as he has been seen hitting on both men and women. Loves wearing banana hammocks.
Elliott: "Anaconda," isn't that the one with the giant snake?
(The Todd suddenly pops up from behind a counter)
The Todd: (pointing to self) No, this is the one with the giant snake. I was waiting down there for hours.
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