suck my penis tonight?

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*

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I’m getting ripped tonight

Schools in the Uk all singing this song as well as saying “sheeeeeesh” during interval lessons/ in general at every moment. The whole of the Uk schools has it stuck in their heads.

One person: I’m getting ripped tonight

Other person: R.I.P that p**** (Ayy)
rest of class: I'm goin' in tonight

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im getting ripped tonight

1. a thing you say when you are referring to a popular tik tok sound to annoy the ppl around you constantly.

2. a very catchy phrase that cool and swag people say

Gabi: im getting ripped tonight
kayal: RIP that ___ ayyyy
czar:yall worry me sometimes

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Suck my Penis Tonight

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .

somebody gone die tonight

An expression used in anticipation of a long, chaotic night of partying ahead.

Guy 1:"watch out, keg comin through here"
Guy 2: "shit...somebody gone die tonight."

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bananas in your ass tonight!

Not just a song, but a metaphor for how to live your life.
Sometimes, life is gonna screw your over, but you have to make the best of every situation, aka, if bananas get shoved up your ass, embrace it and make a banana smoothie.

Sometimes you're gonna lose a fight
but you've got bananas in your ass tonight!

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staying up early tonight

I’m going to be up for a while til the sun comes up

Yea bro we staying up early tonight