An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality
Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day
Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”
when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather
steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass
Someone that NONE stop play games whitout going out . We say that he never touch grass.
Or ''BRO he never touchs grass !!!''
We use this expression in video games
Exemple of Never touch grass :
Bedwars player 1 : BRO THERE IS ANOTHER SWEAT
Bedwars player 2: I KNOW BE CARFUL
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 1*
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 2*
Bedwars player 2: BRO ANNOYING
Sweat : OHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEH mad cuz bad L L noob im sweating on new players ahahaha
Bedwars player 1: BRO like actually go touch grass kid you no life kid wanna be sweat
Sweat : Don't care
*Sweat fell into the void*
Bedwars player 2: LOL WANNA BE SWEAT L
Bedwars player 1: EZ EZ EZ
*Bedwars player 1 and 2 wins the game*
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Story made by me ;) thats why guys never sweat and go touch grass and go to school. :)
something that gamer girls/ guys don't do
hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!
the equivalent of sex
Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
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