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When one seems to change the subject when asked a question and dazes for an uncertain amount of time. Tends to ignore the given question. Mostly used during awkward times. Person will tend to say "No i did not just change the subject"
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1st person :oh hey what did you do with that girl last night?
2nd person: (Dazes) Want to go see transformers?
1st person : Yo man you just did "doing a transformer"
2nd person what do you mean?
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Altering the font of a document to Courier, in order to increase the apparent length of the document.
The essay had to be 6 pages long, but I was stuck at 4, so I simply applied a Courier Transform.
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An animated Transformers spoof based on a creator's original charachters. The humor ranges on how it appeals to pre-teens, how Optimus Prime dies every other season, and regular silliness.
friend 1: Wat'cha watching?
friend 2: Watching a Transformers spoof called SRM transformers, it's kinda funny.
friend: B.S.
five minutes later...
freind 1: Dude, I laughed my balls off! It's so funny.
friend 2: I knew you'd say that.
A franchise, beginning in 2002 and ending in 2003, that saw the introduction of the Mini-cons into the Transformers lore.
So basically, Transformers meets Pokemon. The Autobot gotta catch all dem Mini-cons before the Decepticons do.
Eventually all the Transformers have to team up and kill Unicron, but not before Megatron (at that point Galvatron) and Starscream get killed.
ME: Damn dude, haven't you watched Transformers Armada?
FRIEND: No.
ME: Your life is worthless then.
A tablet sold as an Ecstasy pill shaped like an Autobot head. May be bright blue, green, or another color, resembling a children's vitamin. Blue Transformers are known to contain no MDMA, instead being made of a cocktail of TFMPP and BZP, chemicals which badly mimic an Ecstasy high while providing the user with a spectacular hangover, nausea, and headache. Especially nasty when combined with alcohol. Spare yourself a bad time and don't buy or eat these. Often found near Portland, OR, and Seattle, WA.
That dude in the back of the club offered me a Blue Transformer, but my buddy was so sick when he ate one last week that I decided to pass.
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1. A transforming robot that's not very well known in any Transformers franchise but is infamous around the Internet. His alternate mode is a cardboard box. His weapon is a cardboard handgun. It is unknown to which faction he belongs but the Box Transformer blends in perfectly in alleys, ghettos, warehouses and any other shady areas. The Box Transformer can easy ambush underpaid workers or hobos and usually lies in waiting until such opportunity arises. This transformer's one weakness is stray animals with full bladders.
2. A joke gif online in which a guy makes a cardboard suit and crouches down in front of a garage door, making a convincing box while crouched. The animation is looped so it looks like a constant "transformation" with a midi of the Transformers theme song.
3. The only rival to Solid Snake when it comes to hiding in cardboard boxes.
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Hobo: Hey a new house!
Box Transformer standing up pointing his weapon): Back away, fleshling!
Hobo: Shit I think I pissed my pants.
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The box transformer is another fine example of the power of looped animation and music.
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Random Guard: Who's there?
Snake: Damn, I gotta hide! Hey there's a box!
Box Transformer (stands up): I was here first. *Zap!
Random support character: Snake, what happened? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE?!!?
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