The king of Call of Duty. You cannot beat him in any 1v1 for any CoD game. He also makes my manboobs juicy.
aHHH C Trauma the COD GOD is here !
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A condition guys get when having sex, or sometimes just when they have a boner. The girl may get too rough, or the guy sits down the wrong way while having a boner. This causes the dick to bend the wrong way, which hurts like hell and almost makes one thing that it snapped right off.
1) "These jeans are too tight, so that when I pop a boner, I can't sit down without severe fuck trauma."
2) "Watch out for that girl, she plays a bit rough. If you sleep with her, not only will you get herpes, but a bad case of fuck trauma."
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Trauma that is delivered vicariously by the media (TV, film, books, newspapers, the Net,etc) and leaves the world in a constant state of shock, which leads to a tendency towards illness and a lot of over-eating. As we do not experience events dirctly, it is devilishly hard to expunge the horror.
We've all experienced the vicarious trauma of the Tsunami, of war, of tragedies depicted vividly by reporters.
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an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.
joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.
alexis: just stop.
(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)
The resistance to accepting adult responsibility resulting in tendencies to procrastinate, blame others and redirect criticism.
Those who suffer from Adulthood Trauma reference and retain only negative memories, which contributes to their negative attitude.
"I asked her to do the dishes and she said she thought my 4 year old son had already did them. That broad suffers from adulthood trauma."
A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.
Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.
Trauma claimers are similar to trauma queens, but without genuine trauma. Trauma claimers will claim every possible thing is "trauma" that leaves them with long-term mental illness, despite not having symptoms like avoidance, minimization, withdrawal.
The word trauma is always used (not abuse) since if they falsely claim abuse it's easier to call out their nonsense.
Self-diagnosed, they haven't seen the diagnostic criteria (film and TV are excluded). Trauma claimers insist they and ONLY they can define what trauma is, and demand YOU accept it.
Trauma claimers expect instant support despite their trauma olympics claims and instantly validate the "trauma" of others. Discord and tiktok enable this.
If challenged, trauma claimers vent narcissistic rage, show childishness, a sense of entitlement, and insensitivity towards people with PTSD. They attack traumat survivors eg calling them privileged for having their PTSD diagnosed. Fear of conflict and fake-claiming is used in order to redefine reality and drive away others.
Trauma claimers have no interest in healing, support sites or mental health. They will ask rape victims for help with the "flashbacks" of a movie trailer they **chose** to watch yesterday.
Trauma claimers spread harmful myths about mental health treatment discouraging others from using it. They probably do need mental health help - just not for their fake traumas. Some may have distressing, untreated maladaptive daydreaming instead.
Yesterday Alex, a trauma claimer, said watching a Netflix trailer was "trauma" so bad that she had created a new personality to cope with it, despite the fact people with DID (multiple personalities) have called her on this and said it's not possible. Last week she claimed PTSD from struggling to find a parking space! Alex was furious when I suggested mental health support and avoiding trailers. Alex is a trauna claimer who is always looking for another ***enabler***.